This comes from Collegehumor and is classic.
Sports are much different in college than they were in high school. In high school sports were all about school spirit, competition, and winning. In college sports are about trying to impress other people and having something to talk about to strangers at parties. This is why you must be very careful about which sports you play on the weekends. Here is what you are saying when you pick your sport in college.
Ultimate Frisbee
Soccer
Football (if played in high school)
Football (if didn’t play in high school)
Table Tennis
Lacrosse
Golf
Yachting
Rugby
Unicycle
